Wednesday, January 19, 2011

DPHW 12 Step Program

  1. We admitted we were powerless over when the Dr. Phil's Housewives episodes aired — that our lives had become unmanageable.
  2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves (Dr. Phil) could restore us/them to sanity.
  3. Made a decision to turn our T.V's, DVR's and Tuesdays over to the care of Dr. Phil as we understood Him.
  4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ALL of the housewives.
  5. Admitted to facebook friends, to ourselves, and on other social websites the exact nature of each housewive's wrongs.
  6. Were never ready to have Dr. Phil remove ALL these defects of character from the housewives. (Once they are all fixed . . . the show is over)
  7. Humbly (or not so humbly) give our advice to the ladies via blogs, posts, website comments, etc.
  8. Made a list of all persons that disagree with us, and became willing to "un-friend" them all.
  9. Made direct amends to such people (who eventually came to their senses and agreed with me) wherever possible, except when to do so would be to admit I was wrong. (cuz I wasn't)
  10. Continued to take personal inventory of the housewives and when they were wrong, promptly post about it.
  11. Sought through T.V. Guide and Google to improve our theraputic skills via contact with the Dr. Phil show and the housewives as we understood them, praying only for the chance to express our own opinions and the forums for which to do so.
  12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we continue to try to carry this message to other Dr. Phil's Housewives Addicts, and to practice these principles in all our affairs

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